May 11th

A relaxing, soothing and warm emergency

Engineer: I heard you want the Emergency Notification System completely redone.
Customer: Yes, exactly!
E: OK, let's talk about how you want it to be.
C: I want something relaxing, soothing and warm.
E: (What the?) Are we still talking about ENS?
C: Yes. That green and red thing is too tense. And those SMS messages are just sad, so does the e-mails. Can't we employ pastel colors and warmer, friendly messages?
E: I see... I'll be here again on Wednesday. Let's talk about this thoroughly on that day.